From the movie
Scrooged:
Another fine television product brought to you by network president
Frank Cross (
Bill Murray). It’s a typical
Christmas Eve at
Santa’s Workshop at the
North Pole, with
Santa Claus and the
elves busy finishing the toys and so forth. Is that a meteor? No!
Incoming! Terrorists (or somebody really pissed off at the
coal in their
stocking) are attacking Santa’s Workshop.
Mrs. Claus opens a cabinet and starts passing out
automatic weapons to the elves while the terrorists are advancing on the workshop.
Then a
snowmobile drives up. At first, you think it’s a terrorist, but it’s none other than
Lee Majors come to save the day! He’s being a very good boy this year, Santa notes, before Majors unleashes deadly hot lead on the invading terrorists.
Yule love it!