Findings:
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- when there's more hair on the floor than on one's head
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- giving head
- I walk around when I'm high
- You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm in one of those moods again
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- The day Anubis hit on me
- Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Giving Head to the Age of Iron
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
- You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- Churchbells are ringing like the panic in my head
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- One Hit Wonder
- Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
- How to build an emergency bat
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Head Like a Hole
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- hit in the head
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- Me and Edith Head
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
- Like a Hole in the Head
- like you put stars in the hole in my head
- Go over one's head
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Two heads are better than one
- Hit to Death in the Future Head
- When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Hit me up
- When the shit hits the fan
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- That's me inside your head
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I know more when I'm alone
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- One Hit Wonderland
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I feel like I'm being watched
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
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