Umm okay
like me and Tabitha
Tabby and me
we’re hanging out
like at the mall
like in the food court
umm okay
and Tabs is all
you know about Ryan
you know what they say
and I’m all like no
and Tabby like whispers
and I’m like no way
Tabs is like way
we’re next to the chili dog place
and I’m like you want one
and she’s all no way
I’m allergic to chili dogs
I get like hives okay
I never heard of anyone
allergic to chili dogs
I’m like umm okay
and I order a foot long
and Tabby like whispers
she goes swear to god
that’s what they say
and I’m all like Tabs
you think when we’re thirty
we’ll talk this way
when we have jobs
and husbands and kids
you think we’ll talk this way then
‘cause that would be like not okay
and Tabby goes way
way not okay
I go way
she goes way
she goes look there’s Ryan
I go tell me again
she’s like umm okay.