So this guy goes to a
bar, looking for a
chick to
pick up, but at the end of the
night, his
attempts beared no fruit and he
started on his way home. He was walking home,
drunken and
depressed when he saw a hobo laying
passed out on the
ground. So the guy thinks to himself:
"
No I couldn't do it! That's just wrong!"
But he does it
anyways. He
rapes the
guy in the
ass and leaves
5 bucks next to him.
The next night he goes to the same bar and the same thing
happens and he goes by the same
hobo. He does it again and leaves
30 bucks this time.
The third night the same
exact situation happens but this time the guy feels
really bad and really
lonely and leaves
100 bucks.
The next night the hobo goes into his
usual liqour store and sees the
clerk who knows him well by now.
The clerk says "Wow, you got a lot of
money on you, you still wanna
buy that same
cheap beer?"
The hobo says "No, that stuff makes my
ass hurt."