Findings:
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Stoned music memories
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- My roommates have ordered throwing stars
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- What I have learned from being fired
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- ThinkGeek
- Geeks in Cyberspace: a story from the early web
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- The Geeks have Inherited the World.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- Think Geek (user)
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- You can't get there from here
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Theme from Shaft
- Argument from Evil
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Good from far, but far from good
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Argument from Design
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Escape From New York
- From Beyond
- An eternity spent apart from God
- Getting Saved From the Sixties
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Home away from home
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- letter from a Boeing 717
- Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
- away from me
- Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Melodies from Mars
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- COME FROM
- Making plastic explosives from bleach
- Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Shows from which I save the stubs
- Removing wax from clothing
- Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- unwinding from the day
- Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- notes from the dentist's chair
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- Blast From the Past
- Argument from Ignorance
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- From my cold dead hands
- Voice from the Great Depression
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Scenes from "Politian"
- An envelope from the previous systems administrator
- Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
- The Child who came from an Egg
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- nice from a distance
- Visitors From Oz
- News from the Libertarian Party
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- Things I've learned from Everything
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- The day porn moved from film to video
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- Tales from Alton Towers
- Eyeball prolapse
- News from Lake Wobegon
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- far be it from me
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
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