Findings:
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Advice I have been given about girls
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- Swing when you're winning
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
- Sing when you're winning
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When living we have need of Death
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When you're dead, you're dead
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- when you're ready to touch me again
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When You're Evil
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Only when you're older
- You're pretty when you cry
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- You're such a pretty girl
- Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
- Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
- I have a crush on a girl in France
- When the girl is the mission
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- When I have female children
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- When I left my girl
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Stoned music memories
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When you know things are just meant to be
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- when all the white horses have broken free
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Time flies when you're having fun
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When you're alone
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're never around when I need you
- You know you're a geek when...
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're home alone
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Benefits of Martial Arts training
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- The benefits of the use of animals in medical research
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
- double drag
- Drag racing
- bicycle drag race
- Everything But the Girl
- All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
- Battle Girl
- Indigo Girls
- The Patchwork Girl
- Girls' keychains
- girl geek
- The Patchwork Girl of Oz
- How much for the little girl?
- The most wonderful girl in the world
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