Findings:
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- Get Up, Stand Up
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- stand up comedy
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- An Original Stand Up Routine
- Stand Up Guy
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Stand Up and Bless the Lord
- Hurry up please it's time
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Stand Up and Shout
- stand up
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Stand up philosophy
- Original Stand Up Routine
- Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- You will never be a real woman
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
- Generic stand up comedy routine
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
- I can't stand up for falling down
- someday a real rain will come
- Sit Down. Stand Up.
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Stand Up for Judas
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- Up. Up! UP! Please!
- Bob The Martian (user)
- My Favorite Martian
- Martian
- Martian weather
- the Martian Manhunter
- The Martian Ambassad (user)
- Martian Meteorites
- The Martians
- Martian Tourist Trap
- Martian Buddy
- To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
- Smash Martians
- White Martians
- What a dumb little martian
- Martian Luther King, Jr.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Please Please Me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Pleased
- Someone please kill me
- please explain
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Please use plain text
- Please help me!
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- Please take a number
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- say please
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Give me a moment, please
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Please recycle
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- please forgive me (user)
- Please Fix This Bug. (user)
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- Please insert nicotine
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
- So Pretty Please
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Please call again
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Pleased to Meet You
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- She sits where she pleases
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Got any ID please?
- Time Travelers please help!
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- let me speak please (user)
- this is a please this is a please
- Check please
- Please don't send your resume
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
- Please do not feed the birds
- Please Go
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- Please do not read this
- please let me in (user)
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Please God, make me a stone.
- loveto please (user)
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