Findings:
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- I have to return some videotapes
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- What pornos would have us believe
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- it's God's work to have us fail
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- just to have some human contact
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- Ted Cruz
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I do have some things to hide
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- Some of us are immune to HIV
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- People have fucked up before
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- No one actually cares.
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- University of California, Santa Cruz
- Santa Cruz, California
- Juana Inés de la Cruz
- Joe Cruz
- Cruz Bustamante
- Martin Cruz Smith
- joe cruz (user)
- Cruzed (user)
- fuck
- Give a flying fuck
- Fuck me harder
- sick fuck
- flying fuck
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Fuck off
- Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
- Fuck tha Police
- skull fuck
- Fuck it
- I fuck your sunshine
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- fuck all
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Philadelphia Rat Fuck
- Friends who fuck
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Don't fuck llamas
- Fuck blame
- Fuck plate tectonics
- Fuck the Pope
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- Fuck art, let's dance
- Fuck what other people think
- Fuck like bunnies
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Fuck as a mid-word addition
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Go fuck yourself
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- designated fuck
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
- Flip & Fuck
- Fuck you money
- Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Fucked Company
- Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
- Fuck me boots
- Fuck the System
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- Nice boots, wanna fuck?
- Fuck the models
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Needlessly fuck with things
- Fuck as a mid-word addiction
- fuck with
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- What the fuck is this shit?
- Music? What the FUCK is music?
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- sympathy fuck
- No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
- Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- mercy fuck
- She Fucks Me
- Fuck them all but the six
- fuck truck
- Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
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