Findings:
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- There were times better than this
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- You'd better sit down
- Fossils were put there by God
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- I must die or be better
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- The next life will be better
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- Be careful where you put your laptop
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How to be a Better Person
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- A better model than the one at data general
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- You'd better start hauling ass
- because it represents, better yet, it is
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- This poem can be put off no longer
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Be My Little General
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- What can be better than that?
- Rebeca Martinez
- It is better to be thought a fool
- Things never were what they used to be
- You'd Be Surprised (user)
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- about an Alice
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
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