Findings:
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How to make roses open up
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- How to get your stuff voted up
- Make Up Rate Stamp
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- I can't stand up for falling down
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- make up sex
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
- You can't make someone love you
- Stuff that keeps coming up
- I can't wake up
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- Kiss and make up
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Make shit up
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- We did not make this up
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Fluoxetine
- Chicken-cleaning brushes
- Stuff Up the Cracks
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Can't Hardly Wait
- It can't rain all the time
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Why can't you walk in a straight line?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- Dreams where you can't move
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Take It with You
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- It Can't Happen Here
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Why you can't bit copy a CD
- Why Johnny Can't Write
- Brian Cant
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
- Bess Can't Go Here
- canted shot
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You can't inherit respect
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Spy satellites can't read your license plate
- Can't Come Down
- The Cant
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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