Findings:

• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• There Must Be Someone
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• College football must be preserved
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Five Years
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Last year's bitter loving must remain
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Be Five
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Attention must be paid
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• food fight
• Five is both even and odd
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• five year mission
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• Five years, three refractions
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Twenty five years in the trenches
• Must be a lesbian
• Five Million Years to Earth
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Signs must be loud
• When you know things are just meant to be
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Surgeons must be very careful
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I must die or be better
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• It must be New Years Eve again
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• God must be deaf
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Why War must be permitted
• must be joking (user)
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• all limitations must be overcome
• God must be living in the sea.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• Even Years Ago
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Five Years to the Day...
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Five Years, Four Fronts
• The first five years of the war on terror
• The Last Five Years
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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