You
crawl into your
computer to escape
boredom like a
bear crawling into its
cave to escape
winter, and
nobody sees you again, or so they say.
You're cyber-hibernating, friend -
cybernating! Also known as
e-scapism for
electronic escapees from
life or self imprisonment in a
g.u.i.lag in
cyberia.
Or you follow the Tech te Ch'ing.