Findings:
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
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- How to kill an eel
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Humane octopus killing
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How not to kill primroses
- How to kill a vampire
- The time I nearly killed my friends
- I decided to kill myself
- How to kill a Sim
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How we killed Borges
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a mouse
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to kill a clown
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to use an apostrophe
- It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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