Findings:
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How many special people change?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to "Have People"
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How the mighty have fallen
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many men/women masturbate?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How can an atheist have morals?
- People want what they cannot have
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How fast can blind people read?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Questions I have had today
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Know your pets
- Animals people have sex with
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Type A blood
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I used to have so many dreams
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- if you have had your midnights
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Sex in a small car
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Dead people I have known
- worse things have happened to better people
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How to have an out of body experience
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- We have had enough of your beige
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many beans make five?
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many primes are there?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- Many have died; you also will die.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Sex with a chicken
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have had enough of Survivor
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- People have fucked up before
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- I have too many clothes
- I have lost many things, so many
- Using a command line
- How we have grown apart
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You, standing
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have an epileptic fit
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- How to have lesbian sex
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- How long have you known?
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How could you ever have enough?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
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