Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it should be an homage to the American Civil War but I really wouldn't be shit without toasterleavings though--FUCK TOASTERLEAVINGS"

• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I should be running in the sunshine
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• play dumb
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Where would America be without Canada?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Why War must be permitted
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• North American Civil War
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Children should be seen and not heard
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Funerals should be a celebration
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• Food should not be luminous
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Things every child should be taught
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Should high school be mandatory?
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Laundry should be free
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Chalant should be a word!
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• American Civil War
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I should be able to remember your face
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• What the American people want politics to be
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• titles should be approached laterally
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• How Should A Person Be?
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• What life after death will really be like
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Farmers' Market
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• stupidity should be painful
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• University students can be really stupid
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Should I be happy?
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I wouldn't be.
• Mind without body
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• What is and what should never be
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• why you should never be a referee
• It should not be this complicated
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You Should Be Sober
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Why we long to be American
• This node should be filled with bees!
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Why should we be moral?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?

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