Findings:
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- some say he was never here at all
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to say "I love you"
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How to bend guitar notes properly
- How to say "else if"
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- there isn't another side. it's all right here.
- There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- as if he didn't exist
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He says she says
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He taught me how to smoke
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- How much information is there in the World?
- How many primes are there?
- Saying "United States of America" in various languages
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- confusion in her eyes that says it all
- There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- we are already dead. this is all there is.
- Avoiding the stairway syndrome
- Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Is there any port wine left?
- Let's not, and say we didn't
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He had something to say. He said it.
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- What's he building in there?
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- That's Just How He Was
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- And yet he continues to sit there
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he says
- An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
- I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- All he left her was alone
- There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
- How it all began
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- how do we take it all back?
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I didn't know what to say
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- What she didn't say
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He says the most beautiful things
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
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