Findings:
- Know your pets
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Dead links in writeups
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Flaunting your sexuality
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Capitalize, please
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- People who carp about their jobs
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Type A blood
- Using a command line
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- People who died laughing
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- People who use Windows
- Music need not be popular to be good
- People who don't smoke will never die
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- people who wear camo
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- They who monitor the Internet
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- play dumb
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- The other people who hate war
- People who are not anarchists
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Little Computer People
- People have fucked up before
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- institutions have lives of their own
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Madmen have a world all their own
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- worse things have happened to better people
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- A history of people and computers
- Things people put up their butts
- The rules of pool are not selective
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Why people who jog live longer
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Two people who are not touching
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- people who don't exist
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Computer Science for Smart People
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Animals people have sex with
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- People want what they cannot have
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Dead people I have known
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- How to "Have People"
- My hands have lost their memory
- Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- internet people
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- My tribe are those who built the Internet
- Taking things at surface value
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Computers have no sense of time
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- The bored who complain
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- cat haters
- The problem with normal people and computers
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
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