Findings:
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- To really mess things up takes a machine
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- Mess up
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Things people put up their butts
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Stand Up Guy
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- But what are they really thinking?
- Sexist jokes
- Not really by the rules, but...
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- There is no god but God
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt weld
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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