Findings:
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Collision avoidance technique
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Sobering up before going to bed
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- did you add up all the cards left to play
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- When you're home alone
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- When you're alone
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- You're All Alone
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Thumbs Up going down
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- I finally realize you're gone forever
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- here's to waking up stronger
- Up To Here
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- All Shook Up
- You're All I Need to Get By
- We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- You're never alone
- huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Because it all burns up
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- you're all really really boring
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- Imagine you're not alone
- The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- left up to you i'd drown in the desert
- You're not alone
- How did I end up here?
- People who are going to hell
- What's going on here?
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- There's Something Going On
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- Up and gone
- you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
- All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- Here's To Shutting Up
- I'm glad you're here.
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
- Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- Shut up
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Entropy catches up with all of us
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When are you going to stop running?
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I realize that it is going to be dark soon
- hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- All he left her was alone
- Who am I now that you're gone?
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- You're so come here go away
- long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
- All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
- You're not from around here, are you?
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Lil Kid up in here (user)
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