Findings:

• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• I like to kick people with my fists
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The many people I am
• How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• stuff white people like
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Treating people like literal robots
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• insulting people you like
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Japanese people like to play games
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• and the people look like flowers at last
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Four hours passed, and as many people
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Many Things to Many People
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• How many special people change?
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• People Like Us
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Like
• breeding like rabbits
• Trip Like I Do
• Tastes like chicken
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Head Like a Hole
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• hung like a horse
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Cake Like
• Making like the rabbits
• Spies Like Us
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Party Like It's 1499
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I do not like doctors
• like an ashtray
• In like Flynn
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Driven Like the Snow
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• like this
• Like a Dream
• Like a Dream (2)
• My heart is like the sun
• As You Like It
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• food fight
• out like a light
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• i like my body when it is with your
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.i
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Like Cockatoos
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
• Noding is like writing poetry
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Blue smells like fresh
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• curved penis
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• I don't like moving.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Like A Friend
• Throws like a girl
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Sweating like a whore in church
• Why poems are like babies...
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Like no place else
• Be a model or just look like one
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• I Like Traffic Lights
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• Bend like the reed
• like minded curmudgeons
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• what would you like?
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• It's, like, yawn; superfuckin' yawn
• I like to take up space

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