Findings:
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I have too many clothes
- Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- You have far too much time on your hands
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Can many fictions be woven into fact?
- Knowledge can never be certain
- I have too much to say
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I used to have so many dreams
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You can never go home again
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You can never really escape the fire
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- You never can tell
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Questions we will never have answers to
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Many have died; you also will die.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- You too can spend four years
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- I have a friend
- We were never really friends
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- you can never quarantine the past
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Using a command line
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- you have never been safe
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I Have Never Known a World
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- you never can tell with bees
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Can I have a light?
- I never bend what I can break
- The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Playing the guitar can cause RSI
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I can write, too.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Can we still be friends?
- You can never get away from yourself
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I have lots of gay friends
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I have never
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Men have feelings too
- I have never felt more alive
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I have lost many things, so many
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- A reason to drink
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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