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Birthday Presents For Fathers (idea)
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by
K9
Fri Jun 22 2001 at 11:25:52
Slippers
are good, dads like slippers.
Tool
s. Anything from
power tool
s to
woodwork
ing tools. Dads like to feel useful,
it's a man thing
.
Cigarette
s. My dad - and in fact most dads i know - has no patience with
all this healthy living bullshit
. He likes his cigarettes.
A
subscription
. My dad has
the Daily Telegraph
,
Farmer's Weekly
and
National Geographic
.
Hobby
related kit. If your dad plays
golf
, there's a clue. If he
fish
es, there's another. If he
shoot
s it's a little more difficult but even more
important
that you get him a good present. My dad throws
potato
es at
crow
s. Not very helpful.
Knives
. For some reason dads like knives. And they lose them a lot, too. Get a
knife
.
Alcohol
! A bottle of decent
Scotch
is a sure-fire winner. Although my dad must be getting
senile
, he's started drinking
Southern Comfort
...
Touch the Puppy
Southern Comfort
A great present idea
Wicked, wicked little puppies
Mickey Mouse watch
Nightstar
Behold! I am a muppet psychic
Turkish coffee
Butyraceous
cufflinks
Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
Going out for a smoothie with your dad
Happy Birthday, Dad
The Simpsons/Futurama Crossover Crisis II
Golden birthday
March 4, 2001
What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
Father's Day
Happy Birthday
How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to