Gorge-Yourself-Silly-On-
Chocolate Day is
February 15, the day immediately after
Valentine's Day. It's the day that all that
heart-shaped
Valentine's Day chocolate that never gets
sold goes on
massive nationwide
clearance sales in
stores all over. I like to
celebrate this
day by buying
sweets by the
pound,
devouring them all, and enjoying the mad
sugar-and-
endorphin rush.
This day is immediately followed by My-God-Look-At-All-My-Zits day, a biannual event that occurs on February 16 and again on November 1, following the crazed candy rampage that's known as Halloween.