Also a popular
paper towel brand.
Features a grinning
all-American male on its packaging, complete with
mustache and
flannel shirt.
Late at night in the
grocery store my mother and I would
regress and
beat the shit of the Brawny man.
Because
paper towels cushion a fist so very nicely, and
because it
didn't feel right to hit the babies on the
Charmin and
MD cellophane.
We were
ratted out by a zealous
clerk but never did get
86'd.