hackthemainframe had
no choice. The
above situation, and situations like that are
compounded by the presence of the
deaded "shorter than the other ones" urinals. These are also to be avoided
at all costs. Do you want the
gimpy urinal? Why do they have those in
adult bathrooms anyways? There is no way out.
This
adds another rule to
urinal ettiquette: Through the
implication of any other rule, never [squeeze another man into the
shorter urinal.
Bad karma look upon you!
The real situations also arise when there are only
even numbers of urinals: (U are urinals that are taken,
underscores are urinals that are occupied)
1 2 3 4
U | _ | U | _
Now which one do you take? 2 or 4? 4! Why? Because in urinal 2, you are
violating two men. With the choice of urinal 4, you only
upset one guy. This is an
important strategy that every man must keep in mind. Careful not to
daudle in
making the
decision either. There are dangerous
consequences for those who do. Maybe not now, but some day...