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Great Dane (thing)
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by
masukomi
Sun Jun 25 2000 at 23:05:38
"The apollo of dogs."
a device capable of spreading gallons of
drool
on every available surface
one of the "giant working
breeds
"
The male shall not be less than 30 inches at the shoulders, but it is preferable that he be
32 inches or more
, providing he is well proportioned to his height.
The female shall not be less than 28 inches at the shoulders, but it is preferable that she be 30 inches or more, providing she is well proportioned to her height.
Markings: Brindle, Blue, Black,
Fawn
,
Harlequin
, Mantle
The Great Dane must be spirited, courageous, always friendly and dependable, and never timid or aggressive.
Great with
kids
, except for their tendency to accidentally knock the little ones over
Great with burgulars, especially with their tendency to knock the big ones over.
capable of eating
way more than you
.
males usually weigh around 150lbs
very friendly
great dane owners have a tendency to get
bruised
a lot. I wonder why.
a device used to generate comments about
horses
. If you're a Dane owner you know what I'm talking about. These comments will eventually drive any dane owner
insane
.
not
cheap
to own
guaranteed to prevent you from getting an
apartment
99 out of 100 times.
one of the only breeds you can actually
play
with.
a good excuse to buy a bigger bed
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