it is the end of a school year and the last normal day before we endure exams. and i figured i'll show my quote book. which needs no explanation really, its a book (more realistically enough, a list on the notes app on my phone) full of funny quotes people have said, primarily in the walls of my school. but of course its just things i overhear people say.
i've been working on my drafts, but not constantly. i'll try to write more, i apologize
okay enough on you hearing about me complaining about the consequences of my on actions, lets just delve in;
- "the turtle is overrated! the disco crab reigns supreme!" (lincoln)
- "wasn't amelia earhart that deaf blind girl who invented the airplane?" (carly, IN HONORS AMERICAN HISTORY.)
- "it's a problem if you don't know the number four, unless you're drake" (mr klotz)
- "my satisfied is still not yet hunger" (bee)
- "i have serious PTSD now, because of steven universe" (bee)
- "you sound like you've been on life support for 7 years" (bee)
- "my honest erection" (bee)
- "that northern yankee superiority; "i'm going to a funeral" stare" (grandpa)
- "you're a failure! ..hey! look! bruno mars!" (grace)
- "i'm touching paper.. i'm learning about paper!! the peppers are getting to me lilah!!!" (teagan)
- "sexism.. BET!!" (gary)
- "the fuck's a mafia?" (teagan)
- "that goes against all my beliefs and morals.. (about not wearing hats)" (lincoln)
- "i don't like drake, I DON'T LIKE DRAKE PLEASE NO I DO NOT LIKE DRAKE" (dylan)
- "i can't wait until i'm 21 so i can go to a mexican restaurant and order the most exotic alcohol and THROW UP!!" (bee)
- "they consume pretty women.." (danny)
- "i'm gonna force him to get a liposuction" (bee)
- "fior's missing a body part because of bo burnham" (basil)
- "bulimia for the win!" (natalie)
- "why are all the photos of men laying down shirtless??" (lincoln)
- "titanium enforced toilet paper" (lincoln)
- "i only have my right testicle" (teagan)
- "i thought weezer was a toto cover band" (grace)
- "yeah.. it's something to look forward too.." (fior, talking about a bomb threat)
- "i have an overabundance of earwax" (lincoln)
- "my brain is starting to think' (lincoln)
- "the cries of a delusional man" (lincoln)
- "great big balls" (mr blaut)
- "i look down on thomas edison" (charles"
- "what is your favorite.. race?" (lincoln, talking about d&d)
- "WHERE THE FUCK IS A???" (teagan)
- "the bottom line is, luna is gonna scratch my eyes out" (mr klotz)
- "i would LOVE to see ashton in a fight" (ms collins)
- "i'm sure a psych ward nurse would love to hear you talk about the three amigos lilah.." (bee)
- "everyday a french emperor yells at me for taking the moot" (lincoln)
- "there are such creative people! too bad there's no place for them in the world.." (momma)
- "taylor swift castrated my dog" (lincoln)
- "you look like burger king" (grace)
- "scotland awaits meh!" (bee)
- "the n word.. NATIONALISM!" (mr klotz)
- "if i was macbeth i would kill my wife" (lincoln)
- "every time I curse another hair grows on my face" (lincoln)
- "what color is korea?" (alyssa)
- "london is a country in france!" (cole)
- "liquor? i hardly know her" (grace)
- "yeah the simpsons were definitely written in the 1500's" (grace)
- "that is not dj khalid that is a white man" (alyssa)
- "give me funny ai generation-" (lincoln) "-or give me death" (grace)
- "there is cheese in cheese burger" (lincoln)
- "ohh.. i made him ROUND!" (gwen)
- "it tastes like bass pro shop??" (hailey)
- "we should utilize blood oranges" (grace)
- "only true alphas are dead and gone" (basil)
- "they got your ass on roblox??" (maura)
- "speaking of racist, we start that tomorrow" (mr klotz)
- "he's looking around like a schizophrenic bird!" (bee)
- "sign language is racist!" (gary)
- "my name is adderall" (bee)
- "i'm just saying andy, there may be a little more pink in the pep in your step then you think" (maddi)
- "damn it all to hell! no more pear sandwiches!!" (grandpa)
- "i think my face is desegregating.." (lincoln)
- "it's not profound, it's just bad!" (grandpa
- "prepare to be incinerated" (lincoln
- "some prostitutes aren't even pretty!" (lincoln) "who would pay for that?!"
- "luna.. You’re gonna have to find a way to keep the irish republic army from capturing you..” (mr klotz)
- "the geese are leese" (lincoln)
- "its not 'kill yourself, its 'go fish'" (kenny)
- "he was pardoned by having affluenza, whatever! with those big ass words, he killed 4 people!!" (some girl)
- "maybe jesus did do weed! that'd be so cool!!" (lincoln)
- "only my mom can call me that!!" (lincoln) "-only your mom is allowed to call you stinky-poo??" (suzie)
- "anyways, i wish men could get pregnant.. everything would be better" (bee)
- "do you want me to punch you so all other pain becomes irrelevant?" (grace)
- "NO!! my kidney just activated!!!" (lincoln)
- "lillaaaaaaaah!!? whose leaf is greener?!" (fior and sky in unison)
- "everyday i am forced with the threat of being drawn pregnant" (lincoln
- "he's sleeping because he's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" (grace
-"i say stuff and you just HEAR IT" (bee)