Findings:
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I would like to have emotions
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- What is it like to have a soul?
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- What pornos would have us believe
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I never thought it would be like this
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I would like to bring you here
- Would you like to try a sample?
- What it's like to have a community
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- he would have cried
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Mind without body
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Just to see what it would be like
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If you would like to contact DMan
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I would like to see your little bits
- I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- you would have been
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You stole what they would have given you
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- he would have laughed
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- What it's like to have cancer
- Bernie would have won
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Would you like fries with that?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Half-sour pickle
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Would you like a doughnut?
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- I would like
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- Would you like to know more?
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- I would like to buy you a drink
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- Would you like an OS with that?
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- what would you like?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Aristotle's Wheel
- You mean the me that you would be
- Greek studs: a Foucauldian sideways glance at Aristotle's package
- Aristotle on Friendship
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
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