Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "As opposed to the $600+ ordering microfilms at the LDS FHC over the span of a decade, only to discover that many of them contained no useful information!"

• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Augmenting the working classes to make them more useful to us
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• Linux is free only if your time has no value
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• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• The Eye vs. The Look! Life Saving Information Contained Within!
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• This food contains no chemicals. That's right, it's made of pure energy.
• No use crying over spilt milk
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Contains no material likely to offend or harm
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Ordering a pizza over the Internet
• memory contains no images
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• There is no suck, only blow
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• too many of you fighting over nothing
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• You have no power over me
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• The Society for the Diffusion of Useful Information
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• there are no preferences. there is only understanding.
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• There is no data, only XUL.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• There is no rejection, there is only redirection.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Many Bothans died to bring us this information
• multimedia in the 60's sense
• Algol 60
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• Isaiah 60
• Moby Dick - Chapter 60
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 60
• 50/60 switch
• The Antichrist: Chapter 60
• Amiga 600
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• JLA #60
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• Useful man
• R H 60 (user)
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• Sun Ultra 60
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
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• Unicode 6.0
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• May contain peanuts
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• WARNING: This site contains language
• Phenylketonurics: contains phenylalanine
• Caution: Contains Functional Sharp Point
• Sales department liquidated in bid to contain Microsoft Outlook
• The page you are trying to view contains POSTDATA
• not all bananas contain science
• On the morn of my third decade
• decade resistor box
• Decade (user)
• Decades
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• vengance in a decade (user)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• The Decade of the Torturer
• The Decade Music Died
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• A Decade of Decadence: Britnoder Memorial Pub Crawl
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Hot Dog is King Food for Next Decade
• The devil is in the decades
• every decade a lifetime
• Tapping into a decade old delusion
• What is there to say, decades after the fact?
• Discover
• Leibniz a raven, quoth discovers the calculus that is not flowery
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• Discover Card
• Discover yourself
• Yours to Discover
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• Everything Quests - Discover India
• How to discover a conspiracy
• ants discover fire
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Plans to discover the KFC Secret Recipe
• Discover Financial
• An Andarian Technician Discovers Rule 34
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• fhc (user)
• FHC
• The Information
• Information Age
• Information cannot be owned
• This information is subject to change without notice
• Information Super Highwaymen
• inside information
• Material information
• tourist information
• Hospital Information System
• Cult of Information
• T.A.Z.: Ratholes in the Babylon of Information
• Information Overload
• Information Visualization
• The Foundation for Information Policy Research
• Snyder's Pretzel Rods
• Information War is coming: whose side are you on?
• The Information Republic
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• public information film
• Hard coding date-sensitive information in a handle
• The Visual Display of Quantitative Information
• freedom of information vs privacy
• Super Information Hijinks: Reality Check!
• Information Retrieval
• How much information is there in the World?
• Freedom of Information Act
• Full of useless information
• Information you don't need
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• zero information
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• integer information sample
• Committee on Public Information

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