Findings:
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- You're like a brother to me
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Walk Like Me
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Stop acting like an asshole
- Black Like Me
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- why girls like assholes
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- A Doll Like Me
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Dead Like Me
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- doesn't look like anything to me
- want me like time
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Women only like me for my mind
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- occupational hazard
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Creeps Like Me
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Broken like me
- treat me like a woman
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I like you; do you like me?
- Do you like me?
- My Company Likes Me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Look siad me Be like me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Republican Like Me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- He brings me books like flowers
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- There are a million girls like me out there
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Bleed Like Me
- Loves me like a bottle
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- eyed me like a female mantis
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- unfinished (like me)
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- You like me, you really like me!
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- like you love me
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- treat me like your sex doll
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- asshole (user)
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- Christ, what an asshole.
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- hazard
- El Hazard
- natural hazards
- Fire Hazard
- NFPA Chemical Hazard Labels
- water hazard
- Oliver Hazard Perry
- Front Mission Gun Hazard
- Binary Hazard (user)
- Strategic Hazard Intelligence Espionage and Logistics Directorate
- monitor radiation hazards
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Trip Like I Do
- Beat like a redheaded stepchild
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- My cat's breath smells like cat food
- Head Like a Hole
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
- Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
- Lovin' you like rubbers
- I never thought it would be like this
- Took a lot to live a lot like you
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Walk Like an Egyptian
- It's Like, You Know...
- Take it like a man
- Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
- hung like a horse
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Cake Like
- Making like the rabbits
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Spies Like Us
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- out like a light
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- i like my body when it is with your
- Everyone likes the Pope
- Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- As You Like It I.i
- As You Like It I.ii
- As You Like It I.iii
- As You Like It II.i
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