Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't stand so close to me
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't Pass Me By
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Don't Blame Me
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- I just don't know when to quit.
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Don't Make Me Think
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- why don't you just?
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't tell me everything
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- They Don't Want Me
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't call me white
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Don't tell me about her
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because they never bothered to really do
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't send me roses
- the way you don't look at me
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- You just don't get it
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't quote me on that
- customers don't trust me
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't Give Me Names
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Don't tread on me
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- just because
- They don't touch me the same way
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Rape committed by women
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't leave me alone
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Dont come near me. (user)
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Dont come near me (user)
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
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