Findings:
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- I can do much better than this
- A determination to do better than
- Rebeca Martinez
- thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Treatment of corporations
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Two heads are better than one
- What can be better than that?
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- The Library Book
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- old books can tell more than one story
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- A better model than the one at data general
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- You aren't better than human
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- Better Than Sex Cake
- What Everything does better than anything else
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
- Tickling is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- Much better than a piss test
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- The Wild Colonials
- A modem is better than nothing
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- Better safe than sorry
- things to do in bed
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- better than a living will
- Do better
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- better than the best
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- Ski piss
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Better Than Ezra
- The book is better than the movie
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- better than 2 (user)
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- Better than Sex
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Half a loaf is better than none
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- Better than kicking him into next week
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- Nice guys are good in bed
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- Things that are better than sex
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- better than half my insides
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- leave it better than you found it
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- No one can be totally logical
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- Better Than Bouillon
- better than Radiohead
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- On Being the one who goes away
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Lesbian bed death
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Better him than me
- I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Even better than the real thing
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Better Dead Than Red
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Ideas are better than apples
- at square one in a bed for two
- Better than Life
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- There's no better mirror than a child
- Original better than the sequel
- Some Days are Better than Others
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Penis size and impregnation
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Are we better than everything else?
- Why cats are better than dogs
- for() is better than while()
- My nowhere is better than your nowhere
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- Better blatant than latent
- Indigenous people are better than you
- better late than never
- Better Than Garbo
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Better things to do? (e2poll)
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- There were times better than this
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- better than natural
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Better Than Chocolate
- why internet relationships are better than real relationships
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- better off with him than here with me
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- My Senses Work Better Than Yours
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