Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I just don't know when to quit.
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Don't tell me everything
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't tread on me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- why don't you just?
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Rape committed by women
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- Don't Blame Me
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Don't send me roses
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Being a dickhead
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Dont come near me (user)
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Dont come near me. (user)
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- because it wasn't just the air
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Don't call me white
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't quote me on that
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- customers don't trust me
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't let me die nervous
- just because they never bothered to really do
- They don't touch me the same way
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- My God, don't tempt me!
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Don't leave me alone
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- They Don't Want Me
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Don't Pass Me By
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
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