Findings:
- Don't grow old
- Don't fuck with the cat
- Don't fuck llamas
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- Don't fuck the corpses
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Old video games don't die
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- while a waitress pours coffee
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I don't have a television set
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- I don't understand vegetarians
- Cats don't masturbate
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Dead languages don't change
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Don't read song analyses
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Don't hold your breath
- French Canadians don't speak French
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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