Findings:
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Stoned music memories
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When you're dead, you're dead
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Don't saddle a dead horse
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Gravity really gets me down
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I've been dead a long time
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- I don't want to get over you
- When I get mad I throw harder
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- sometimes the dead don't rest
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- the places we keep our dead
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Tag, you're dead
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I just don't know when to quit.
- emotions others don't get to see
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I don't get it
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Rape committed by women
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- When I get like this
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Things to do when technology gets here
- I don't have the time
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Bang Bang You're Dead
- Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
- Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Is the the theatre really dead? (e2poll)
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Dead languages don't change
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- People don't flail when they die
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You don't get a song
- You just don't get it
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- don't rely on us to get you high
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