I'm in
Newport, Rhode Island or maybe
Coronado Island, California, and the lady is
Karen from that stupid
Big Brother show. She's
caretaker or something at this beautiful
garden. She picks up the
rag rug and
bugs drop off of it. She identifies each one as it falls:
"Red Spider", "Golden Beetle"
None of the bugs have names I've ever heard of, but each one seems
right, and she's very
earnest.