In
NUI Galway,
Ireland, the university infirmary has been equipped with an
ECG machine to monitor
heart activity among certain groups of students.
Because of the rise in students taking
ecstacy over the weekends, mixed with
booze and
dope, and basically going on complete
benders, students are increasingly seeking
medical help from the univerity med staff because of
heart palpitations, increased
blood pressure,
paranoia, all the usual side effect from
drink and drug abuse.
The
university feel the only way they can help the students is to use the
ECG machine to properly monitor their
heart rates, and administer
cardiac treatment accordingly.
The land of
saints,
scholars, and now apparently,
junkies!