Findings:
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- it was true then
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- It was the right thing to do.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- That Was Then, This is Now
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- When I was young Time had no wings
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- If it was still then-
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
- I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Xanax was, indeed, fun.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- What time do you call this, then?
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Don't do that then!
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- All you ever did was let it happen
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- This node was made for you and me
- Before you, there was me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Since then, all I do
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- The phone rings, and then you look at me
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- War is only fun on screen
- If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Everything Hitler did was legal
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Everything Stalin did was legal
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I was once young and had a home
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- if I had known then what I know now
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- We did not know it was a war
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- I was into them after they were hip
- I was a homeless bum
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
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