Findings:
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I have lost many things, so many
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- So you don't have to
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- I used to have so many dreams
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- i have been burning for so long
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- We are all we have
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- All I have left to lose
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Woman's Gotta Have It
- Can I have a light?
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- How can an atheist have morals?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- we've come so far and yet not at all
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Something I Can Never Have
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- All the fairies have gone
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- Where have all the poets gone?
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- And All That Could Have Been
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Head so full my mouth won't shut
- You have your work cut out for you
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- so, it wasn't all for nothing
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- All the burdens so brown and heavy
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- She's Gotta Have It
If you Log in you could create a "Gotta cut all those budgets so we have room to lower taxes so we can have your vaults full of gold" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.