Findings:
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Scorpions have won evolution
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- How could you ever have enough?
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- When writers use Latin
- He's been places they have not.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- The terrorists have already won
- he (or she)
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- stellar evolution
- I may or may not have been naked
- Could I Have Been?
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- It must have rained or something
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- he would have laughed
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- we have a lot of work to do
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Somewhere or Other
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- to suffer or permit to work
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Penis for a day
- Paradise: As Seen in Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and Other Literary Works
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Astro City #5
- She could not live with or without him
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The elephant that wished he could fly
- I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
- a dozen books I should have read you
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- I could have been Canadian
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Could you have danced with me?
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- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- You have your work cut out for you
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You, standing
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- he would have cried
- They could have saved Kevin
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- it's God's work to have us fail
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Bernie would have won
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I could have been one of a two
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Your Method Works
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- Could AOL phone home?
- Could/can vs Would/will
- might could
- It Could Always Be Worse
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