Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- He's a good guy friend
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he became an old man
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- and he thinks he (user)
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He Knows Not Their Names
- he who (user)
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He (user)
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He doesn't bite
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- He never returned
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He says she says
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- He Is Born
- He's Jack
- He
- he'
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- he/she
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- "Fill it in", he said.
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- What He Suffered
- mad he (user)
- So, he's leaving
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and She
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He never looked back
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He's Gone
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- s/he
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Song of the Sorceress
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- great things he has taught us
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He said, expecting the answer no
- I like the way he reads poetry
- He weaves his words
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He Hudas not pay
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- More than he was willing to give
- Surely he would remember this
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He and she are one
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- he held secret conversations with statues
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He gave her a daisy
- He Who Is Death
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- I married him because he was not mean
- He searches
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- HES
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- hes (user)
- For a moment he smiled
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Li He
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Even my faults he adores
- Don't Go Out the Door
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- Why won't he call?
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He brings me books like flowers
- Yi he quan
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- he says
- he just died
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The Man He Killed
- He fled
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
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