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Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
The Greatest Story Ever Told
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
she, he, and me
Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
Tell me a story
he tried to kill me with a forklift
The Shortest Story Ever Told
New York City: What my Father told me
She told me she remembers three things about me
He has redefined me, again and again
He that is not with me is against me.
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
Tell me a story about being really alive
Tell me a story about being really undead
Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
Chris and What He Untaught Me
tell me a story about sandcastles
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
The stone that told me
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
The First Lie Besovi Told Me
She told me she wouldn't
Greatest Story Ever Told
New York City: What Jo told me
He loves me, he loves me not
New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
The day he gave me a lift
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
Tell me a story about trains
For my brother, in the event he finds me
She told me to say that
Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
What the scroll in the cave told me
lies the cheesemonger told me
May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
Lies My Teacher Told Me
Tell me a story about drains
Tell him, she told me
I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
Tell me a story about mains
everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
Tell me a story about brains
He taught me how to smoke
Snickers told me
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
Chicago: What my Teacher told me
Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
New York City: What my sister told me
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
A thousand stories never told
Stories your parents told you as a kid
The Shoes Told the Whole Story
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
Live the greatest story ever told
New York City: What my Mother Told Me
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He makes me feel alone just by being there
he that is not with me is against me
he calls me girly (user)
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He Hate Me
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
He called me Sarah once
My crush asked if he could kiss me
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
he calls me monster
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
For my father, in the event he finds me
Jesus He Knows Me
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Tell me a story about elephants
The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
She told me I'd make a good Satan
If you told me this never happened
Tell me a story about flowers
Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
Tell me a story about rains
He asks, anxious to hear the story
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
boss i wish you had told me
What the dust told me
They grow up. No one told me.
The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
tell me a story about lesbians
Tell me a story about cranes
he kissed me for a year and a half
Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
Lies my physicists told me
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
Tell me a story about monetary policy
Tell me a story about plains
Tell me a story about bunnies
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
He brings me books like flowers
Tell me a story about clouds
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
New York City: What Martin told me
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
So, he's leaving
If he's late, you can always start without him
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy

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