Findings:
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- Down By Law
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- every secret thing was made by some one
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- What was stolen by someone else
- He was found
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- Trompe
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He Was Only Joking
- Down By the River
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Down by The Cherry Tree
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- At least he was gentle
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Police Community Support Officer
- he was a punk poet himself
- That's Just How He Was
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- making certain he was touching her
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Down By The Bay
- Down by Law (user)
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- I was raised by the French government
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- Down by the Salley Gardens
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
- Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- More than he was willing to give
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- I married him because he was not mean
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- All he left her was alone
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He Was a Crook
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Police Officer
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Reserve Police Officer
- in defense of police officers
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- some say he was never here at all
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Saved by the Bell
- Dividing by zero
- division by zero error
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- go by the board
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
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