Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• When Did You See Her Last?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• my baby sleeps on her head
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• His 'N' Hers
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• His and Her Circumstances
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I could sleep now
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• I could hear her thoughts
• Did You Fuck Her?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• About the things you could not show her
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• At her mirror, his muse
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• Sleep to Dream Her
• I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I wish I could open his eyes
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If you could see her through my eyes
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• boyfriend
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The Boyfriend's Death
• The $20,000 Boyfriend
• Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Transgender boyfriend
• Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• The gyaru boyfriend scale
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• 206
• The Revolution is my boyfriend!
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• 2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
• letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• I could care less
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• why i could never live in the city
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• This could take all night
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• If you could read my mind
• we could lie and lie
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How could this happen?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Brother could you spare some karma?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Could I Have Been?
• How one man could control the Senate
• It was the least I could do
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• How could God let this happen?
• Astro City #5
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• I wish I could speak in code
• We could take our time
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I could lie like this forever
• If eyes could talk
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Could you have danced with me?
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I could use some of that frenzy
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I Could Live In Hope
• I could drown in your eyes
• Could I bookmark you?
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.

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