Findings:
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to meet the most girls
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to Pull Girls
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How much more can we bear?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
- How to Sing the Blues
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- How can I see far?
- How can Poets Survive
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- war is like a girl
- Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- How to tell she's good looking
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can you still breathe?
- it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
- We Can all Die Like This
- How much for the little girl?
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- like you're blind but still can see
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Making the heartless girl cry
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- why girls like assholes
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- sing for the girls
- How do ya like them apples?
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- 12,000 Girl Scouts Sing America's National Favorites
- How to get a girl's attention
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How can you sleep at night?
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- Know How, Can Do
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How high can you stack whippets?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How you can become infected with HIV
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- How To Meet Girls
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How to not get the girl
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- not like the other girls
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- Giving a mixtape to a girl like you
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How do you write like that?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
- How long can you hold your breath?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- But can you still cry like a child?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- What It Feels Like for a Girl
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- There are a million girls like me out there
- I sing banned Girl Scout songs
- In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
- Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- Throws like a girl
- How fast can blind people read?
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