Findings:
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- You could be so delicious
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- What it's like to be in love
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- How to be an asshole
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- If I could be someone
- Glad to be gay
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I am blind when I want to be
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Be cool in college
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- The mountain could be home
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Glitter and Be Gay
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- How to be a troll
- So you want to be a DJ?
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- It Could Always Be Worse
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- How the Internet Came to Be
- The Ten Commandments revised
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- How to be invisible
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- How to be a good customer
- How to Be Alone
- So you want to be evil
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Things that could be
- Automobile tire pressure
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- So you want to be a waitress
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- How to be telekinetic
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- how to be a friend
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- How to be anonymous
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Goops and How to be Them
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Choosing to be gay
- So mote it be
- How the Moon Came to Be
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- So you want to be a star?
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- How To Be Good
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- How to be a good evil villain
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a terrible customer
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
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