Findings:
- Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- How to get more change than you deserve
- how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- How to make sports games more fun
- Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- wanting is more satisfying than having
- my life is more than this
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
- More than dream?
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
- more than ashes
- Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
- More Than You Bargained For
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- A proctor is more than just a reader
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- more often than not
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Television does more than rot your brain
- The Library Book
- It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
- more moxie than brains
- More Than A Carpenter
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts
- Much More than a Soup!
- More than friends
- Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
- Some things are more important than sleep
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to cure being ticklish
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- More evil than Satan himself
- how many more must die?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Life has more twists than a rope
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- More than just a song
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- It was more than perfect understanding
- More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
- There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
- Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
- More Than Human
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- More honoured in the breach than the observance
- Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
- More than sight
- You're more than welcome
- more dogs than bones
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- E2 Quest: More Than Walls
- No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
- old books can tell more than one story
- There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- So my dreams are more than real
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Everything is more complicated than you think
- My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
- More than a petal, less than a bouquet
- If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There's more of gravy than of grave about you
- More than we bargained for
- There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Eight More Hours
- Narcissists - How to cope with them
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a more productive writer
- How much more can we bear?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to get more donations for Everything
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Men make more money than women
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Now more than ever
- More Human Than Human
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- How to get more out of Psi
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
- There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
- There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
- Belief is nothing more than looking
- There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
- music means more than this
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- CNN is more addictive than crack
- Listening with more than your ears
- Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Child support is more than just money
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- sometimes, people are more than just OK
- There is no more joyful feeling than crying
- More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
- More Real Than Reality
- You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- Home surgery
- Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
- Strippers make more money than prostitutes
- More Than Toast
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- More than he was willing to give
- The first 12 hours in your new country
- Are some species more important than others?
- Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
- Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
- More than meets the eye
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- More than a conqueror
- The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
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