Findings:
- Sex in a small car
- How to have lesbian sex
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Sex with a chicken
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- sex sells, but obsession sells better
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Baptist fear of dancing
- How to make everything2 a better place
- How the mighty have fallen
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- worse things have happened to better people
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Things that are better than sex
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Animals people have sex with
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- You, standing
- How we could still have a President Trump
- A moral system based on more and better sex
- How long have you known?
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to be a Better Person
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Penis size and impregnation
- Tickling is better than sex
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- Baptist jokes
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Better than Sex
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- How to become a better anorexic
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Two virgins about to have sex
- How to take better photos
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How we have grown apart
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- how to become a better
- General sexuality newsgroup
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to "Have People"
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How could you ever have enough?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How to attract the opposite sex
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- better
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Better Than Ezra
- better, faster, cheaper
- I look better when I am wet
- Music was better in the old days
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- Everything's better with vocoders!
- A better place
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Ideas are better than apples
- CD vs. vinyl
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- six steps to better software
- Are we better than everything else?
- A better life through lying
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Some Days are Better than Others
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- A better door
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better Business Bureau
- all better
- I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Smurfs are the key to a better world
- Not everything is better spoken aloud
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Better the devil you know
- Original better than the sequel
- Something Even Better
- There's no better mirror than a child
- You had better...!!!
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Making a Better Plastic Cup
- Better safe than sorry
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- better late than never
- There were times better than this
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
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