Findings:
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to Disneyland
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm Going Crazy
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- People who are going to hell
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- hell freezes over
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- I'm going to the moon
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to kill you
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- Looking all over Hell's half acre
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- as long as I'm breathing, it's not over
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- What girls aren't taught
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- catch phrase
- Catch 22
- To catch my flailing second thoughts
- Catch
- catch you on the flip side
- Catch rope
- Catch slugs
- Tuna nets catch dolphins
- How to catch a snake
- Learn to catch
- How to catch a lasagna
- Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
- As Kingfishers Catch Fire
- How to catch a fly
- Catch a Falling Star
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- There's always a catch!
- How to catch a fish with your bare hands
- How to catch a football
- Catch Me If You Can
- catch point
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Catch You Catch Me
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- try/catch/finally
- catch colt
- When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
- A Catch
- Catch a Fire
- try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
- How to catch crabs
- One way to catch a monkey
- you have to be close to catch it
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- Happiness ... Is Not a Fish that You Can Catch
- catch and release
- catch an edge
- Big Bird's Egg Catch
- To Catch a Thief
- Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
- energy catch
- Collecting a clean catch urine
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- fair catch kick
- Catch it. Bin it. Kill it.
- To Catch the Eagle
- I have to catch myself around you
- Catch a crab
- The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
- i catch you on the wind sometimes
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Halt and Catch Fire
- the silicon and golden circuits catch our tones and echo back
- and the wind catches your feet
- And Still, My Breath Catches
- going Dutch
- going postal
- Going against the grain
- going out
- going
- What's Going On
- Where are you going?
- going down
- going crazy
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
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