Findings:
- just to have some human contact
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- I'm going to the moon
- For God's sake, just have another election
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Just give him the damned fish
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Is she really going out with him?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- the stars were falling just for him
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- i'm just a girl
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Just for Fun
- Home surgery
- I'm just a bill
- one thing just tears him down
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- blondes have more fun
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Mail forwarding
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- I'm Going Home
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to Disneyland
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Going Crazy
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I have to return some videotapes
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have just been shot
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I do have some things to hide
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm not sharing him
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
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